Seventeen and Turning into a Non-Mormon Secular Humanist Zombie

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Due to a misunderstanding at a teen party, 17-year-old Janet is sent by her father to a wayward youth summer camp. But he doesn’t know her tragic secret: She’s not a good girl gone bad, she’s a good girl turning into a zombie.

When she meets the mysterious camp assistant Sven, she doesn’t know whether to give him a hug or smash him with a tire iron. Does this mean she’s falling in love?

Janet has so many questions…but so little time. If she tells Sven her secret, she might lose her last chance at true love. But if she doesn’t tell him before she turns into a zombie, she might try to eat his brain. Will she experience the embrace of his loving arms before she tries to rip them off?